Why Wal-Mart is quite possibly the worst store ever:First of all “Wal-Mart” is the poster child for white trash across the United States. Let’s go through a typical day at Wal-Mart. First, you have to get into the parking lot. Just to drive to your parking spot you have to wait for family after family to cross the damn street in front of the store opening. Then you walk in and you have to be greeted by some old hag dying of cancer. Truth is they really don’t give a shit “how you are today.”
Then you have to dodge the 3 year old’s vomit spill in front of the conveniently placed McDonalds.
So now the stress is over right? Wrong. Now you have to get to the isle you want. You’ll have to pass hundreds of ugly fat women, usually you’ll have to squeeze by. If you want help you either have to ask someone that barely speaks “English” or you have to talk someone that will make you want to make a vomit spill of your own.
Now, you found what you wanted so now let’s get in line. YAY! This is my favorite part!
Now we’re in line behind Cletus and his family that just saved money on car oil, diapers, and his new wedding rings. Then behind him are about 15 other families that resemble Cletus and his family.
A few hours later, you leave the store. BUT WAIT! There’s more! Now some poor sap old man has to make sure you didn’t steal any rash ointment. “Yes sir, I bought a CD and some socks. It’s fully documented right here on my receipt.”
